Zarqawi Watch

Ruminent Raper gets Third Death Setence!

2005-12-21T13:20:00.001-08:00

Poor guy, must be great to get this sort of love, a third death sentence. Now all they need to do is catch the fatherless one and stretch his neck.

They also name the two accomplices in the attempted Instant Nuggets attack on the Jordan-Iraq border recently. I'll be adding them to the sidebar shortly. The article is over at Al Jazeera.

JFM

Zarqawi and Bin Laden Not Seeing Eye to Eye???

2005-12-21T13:20:00.000-08:00

This report seems to think that the ruminent raper is doing his own thing against the wishes of Bin Ladin himself.

Speculation of Bin Ladin's death or sequestering has people wondering if Al Qaeda is having problems within the ranks among other things like recruiting is down becuse of goat lover's nasty habits involving head chopping muslims and blowing up wedding parties. The article is over at The Strategy Page

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Front Page Magazine has article on Militant Islam!

2005-12-14T15:04:00.000-08:00

This is off-topic for me, but it cuts out the crap and calls a spade a spade concerning the militant and radical nature of Islam. It is a must read for the casual observer. Check it out at Front Page Magazine.

JFM

Some Think the Goat Bugger is our best anti-Al Qaeda Tool!

2005-12-14T11:39:00.000-08:00

How interesting. James Dunnigan thinks Al Qaeda wants Zarqawi dead because the Goat Bugger is a PR nightmare. I think James may be closer to right than we suppose since Zarqawi declared war on all of mankind and has been happily going about the business of exterminating wedding parties and funeral gatherings.

I say, no don't kill him. Instead let's make sure he stays filled with camel seamen for the rest of his unnatural life. Oh, and lets not forget the pineapple.

JFM

Even LA Times Says Goat Bugger Shot Own Foot

2005-12-13T18:57:00.000-08:00

In a surprising turn of events the uberlefty LA Times has pretty much admitted that while the US is no master of propaganda and using the media to advantage, the Goat Bugger himself has pretty much sunk his own ship with indiscriminant killing of anyone and everyone he perceives to be in his way of taking over Iraq.
He will never admit it of course, but the entire idea is to establish himself as the next Saddam, bigger and badder and ready to chop heads with a flick of the butter knife. Today Iraq,; tomorrow, the Middle East. The World should be sometime next week. Check it out over at the LA Times.

Camel Bugger not Invited to Iraq Elections

2005-12-12T20:21:00.000-08:00

The Sunni's have told Zarqawi the Camel Bugger to stay away from the election polls so they can vote. I like that! Is it possible that they have finally seen how truly evil this man is? Let's hope so. The article is at Lexpress.mu.

JFM

Jackass Ranked Number 3 in Ramadi Captured

2005-12-10T13:08:00.000-08:00

Amir Khalaf Fanush, also called 'The Butcher' was rounded up in Ramadi yesterday after his lovcation was provided to the authorities by local townsfolk. THe article is on The Edmonton Sun.

There's one less camel bugger loose on the street. Eventually we'll catch or kill all of them and that, I'm quite sure, will make lot's of people happy.

JFM

Zarqawi Afraid the Sunni's Might Make Peace

2005-12-08T15:01:00.000-08:00

So the Mental Midget figure something out. Namely that the Sunni's might actuallly get tired of fighting and want to give democracy a try. He also figured out that if that happpens, his goat is cooked. Literally, stuffed steamed and roasted.

Now I seem to recall thinking this very sort of thing would eventually happen, and it just might after all.

Couldn't happen to a worse dude. If he finds out he has no friends in the world, then so be it. Read the whole article over at the Asia Times Online.

JFM

Golden Oldie - Muslim Extremists Identified with Pics

2005-12-07T17:08:00.000-08:00

Djamel Beghal, right, an Algerian-born Frenchman, helped convert Johann Bonté on left, to Islamic Extremism in a NY Times Article.

What has become of them was not apparent, but the picture is of note.

JFM

Golden Oldie - Richard Reid Pic, After the Pinch

2005-12-07T16:47:00.000-08:00

Couldn't happen to a more moronic would be after-life goat bugger. Richard Reid in a car with an FBI agent after getting nabbed on the plane.

Darn the luck, jerk-off!

JFM

Daniel Pipes on Convert Terrorists, Part II

2005-12-07T15:14:00.000-08:00

Damiel Pipes has more rundowns on the cretinous little thugs that have converted to Islam only to decide it gives them the right to go on murderous rampages.

Lovely thought. Join a Religion. Kill People. Get Laid in Hell. Oops! Was that supposed to be Paradise instead? I be doubtin' it.

Read it all for it is vewy intowesting!

JFM

Bin Ladin is Alive Video Debunked as Old Stuff

2005-12-07T11:30:00.000-08:00

The Guardian is reporting that the Al Jeseera report showing Bin Ladin survived the Pakistan earthquake is actually an old release intended to celibrate the 4th anniversary of 9-11.

Read the rest over at The Guardian Unlimited

The longer we go without a credible appearance from the Sultan of Goat Buggerers the more likely it is that God cleaned the corral for us.

That, would put a smile on my face. To know that this scum bag was taken out by natural causes for us is by far the most appropriate thing I can think of to happen to him. No Martyr status for you, Goat Bugger. God whacked your sorry butt for the rest of us.

And pray for a final 'Good Riddance' to come.

JFM

Daniel Pipes on Convert Terrorists

2005-12-06T11:15:00.000-08:00

Daniel Pipes has a good post on the Islamic converts and terrorism. In it he names names and digs into the nitty gritty of what each worm has done. Read it all over at DanielPipes.org.

With any luck this will give me an opportunity to expand the list of Assinine Associates and Jailed Cronies. It also gives me an idea for a new listing: Maddog Mouthpieces or something similar, where I list all the jackasses that openly defend these vile stooges.

JFM

Zarqawi Doesn't Trust the New Recruits!

2005-12-06T11:10:00.000-08:00

Aw, darn. Apparently Al-Ratturd has rejected a whole group of arab fighters from Tunsia because 'They've been infiltrated!'. It seems he thinks American Intelligence has gotten into the group and so they don't want them in Iraq. Instead they've been sent to Europe. That makes me feel better already. The article is at Middle East News

We will get him and this is more evidence that the noose is getting tighter.

JFM

Imam of the Chechen Mujahideen Makes Pink Mist Party!

2005-12-04T16:26:00.000-08:00

Couldn't happen to a nicer fleck of camel dung. Abu Omar Mohammed bin Abdullah al-Saif (a.k.a. Mohammed bin Abdullah bin Saif al-Jaber) kissed the Mother of Satan on Friday when he blew his worthless ass up rather than fight in Dagestan. The details are over at the Counter Terrorism Blog.

One by one, we are giving these rat bastards the what for. This dude is particularly important because he was one of the asshats that continually justified terror policy.

His buddy Shamil Basayev was mentioned, but no details on him were given.

JFM

Abu Amro Abdul Haqim & Said al-Faqih - On the Loose in Afganistan?

2005-12-03T16:54:00.000-08:00

These two jackasses apprently have been sent to Afganistan from Iraq on Zarqawi's orders. The tidbit is buried halfway into this story at The Austrailian

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OT - Al Qaeda Commander Whacked in Pakistan

2005-12-03T11:52:00.000-08:00

Damn the luck, another co-miserator has bit the missile. According to this story Abu Hamza Rabia, also known as 'Nawab' amongst his nutter buddies took a missile in the pooper over in Pakistan Saturday, 3 Dec, 2005.

The report is unverified, but this would be a nice setback for the gang of lethal idiots since Nawab was the operational commander of Al Qaeda. Four of his little minions got tagged for a dirt nap as well.

The whole article is over at Reuters.

JFM

Golden Oldie - Zarqawi's Web Site Hacked!

2005-12-02T16:08:00.000-08:00

Remember this one? Way cool account of TeAm Z USA's adventure in hacking the Corn Holer's site over at In The Bullpen

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Thuggery on Parade

2005-12-02T16:01:00.000-08:00

In a show of bravado Zarqawi thugs spent the day showing off they are only good for scaring little kids in Ramadi. Read it all over at the Washington Post

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Military Says Red Meatball Attacks are Down

2005-12-01T17:01:00.000-08:00

The US military is saying the number of suicide attacks in November dropped to only 23, the lowest number in seven months. There's also more reporting on the attempted takeover of Ramadi, this time getting played down a bit. Check out the story over at Yahoo News.

Do we have the spawn of a goat on the run? Hard to say, but it would be great to see the little bug bugger's head on a pike for a few weeks.

JFM

Zarqawi Bunch Reportedly Taking Control of Ramadi

2005-12-01T16:54:00.000-08:00

The Chump Shiek apparently needs another ass spanking for he seems to have sent a group of 250 fighters into Ramadi to take over the town.

If this is all true it won't be long befeore his dudes get a nice visit from the US Marines. With any luck the entire bunch will get an "All ya can Eat Dirt Nap".

This reporting is by its lonesome though and the UPI is less than reliable these days. We'll se haow it turns out. At any rate the article is over at UPI.

JFM

Update! Dead Belgian Meatball is Named Mireille

2005-12-01T16:02:00.000-08:00

Ah the smell of explosives and splodydope chunks. So we have a name for the dead Belgian wench that blew her sorry ass up in Iraq. Mireille. Don't know the rest yet, but this is a start.

There's even more good news! The Europeans rounded up 14 of her buddies and the US military reported killing her husband in a seperate incident.

All wonderful news on a grim subject. The whole article is over at Times Online

Charles Johnson has a post on this development over at Little Green Footballs

JFM

What's in a Word?

2005-11-30T20:16:00.000-08:00

I learned a new word today. Arhabi.

What is it? It is Iraqi Arabic and means terrorist. Other references imply holy warrior and these cretins do not deserve that honor. Coward, baby killer, and skunk are all more appropriate.

Maj K has an excellent rundown on the word from his perspective.

JFM

Three rats in the Box

2005-11-30T17:38:00.000-08:00

Found a great gem of an article for the Who's Who Lists today. In this article two rat bastards are named as Al Qaeda stooges and are in Turkish Jails. They were apprehended for apparently planning to blow up an Israli cruise ship. The third rat bastard, Abu Zubaydah was mentioned briefly.

Named: Louai Sakka
in prison in Kandira Prison, Turkey.
Arrested in in Diyarbakir, Turkey, latter half of 2004.

Named: Hamed Obysi
In prison, location not named.
Arrested apparently in Antalyia, Turkey in latter half of 2004.

Named: Abu Zubaydah
Location Unknown.
Arrested in Pakistan, March 2002

The Evil Hand of Zarqawi? - Stoopid Wenches Line up for Splodydope Run!

2005-11-30T17:29:00.000-08:00

Looks like a Belgian woman went for the pink mist facial. Apparently she married a radical Islamist and now has turned up as little red meatballs on an Iraqi Street. Was the Chump of evil involved? Hard to say, but I doubt he disapproved. Read up on the details over at Science Daily.

JFM

Bilal Mahmud Awad Shebah - Biography of a Dead Man

2005-11-29T11:01:00.000-08:00

Name: Bilal Mahmud Awad Shebah
Alternate Spellings: Bilal Awad Sabah

AKA: Abu Ubaydah

Particulars: Known top aid to Al-Zarqawi. Called a gate-keeper in several articles.

Death Facts: Killed on October 14 when US-led forces raided a number of suspected rebel hideouts in the Albuaide neighborhood north of Ramadi, in western Iraq.

Roasting in Hell.

Tribe to Zarqawi: "Bugger Off Ya Daft Bugger"

2005-11-29T10:26:00.000-08:00

The Evil one was again disowned by his tribe today, stating they want nothing more to do wih him. Read the article at the Seattle Post Intelligencer".

JFM

Dasterdly Bugger Decries Tribal Disowning!

2005-11-28T18:03:00.000-08:00

Ahh, it must have hit home. The evil little vermin Zarqawi has published a statement that his tribe was 'ALL WRONG' and 'COERCED' when they disowned him for bombong three hotels in Amman, Jordan. Read it all over at ABC News.

JFM

Golden Oldie - Goat Humper Admits he has a Small Weiner

2005-11-26T11:38:00.000-08:00

Check it out for yourself; the camel fondler himself explaining why he chops heads to make up for his, shall we say "Inadequacies". In addition Mikey Moore weighs in with his opinion as well. Sort of makes ya wonder if they spoon together. Ugh, now that's a picture: the incarnation of Fat Bastard bumpin' da jewels wid the Shiek Gnome. It's worth a look over at chronwatch.com.

JFM

Fox Reports a Gate Keeper of the Goat Porker Killed

2005-11-26T11:06:00.000-08:00

Fox News TV is reporting that a gate keeper of the Shiek head chopper himself was killed in Ramadi by US forces. I didn't catch all of the details, but apparently the US military is now saying that a man killed in October in Ramadi has been identified as a key aid of the miserable cretin himself.

Hopefully there will be Internet reporting soon. Stay tuned...

UPDATE:

Here's more quoted from an article by Denise Royal, All Headline News Staff Writer.

A close confidant of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has been confirmed dead by the U.S. military. Bilal Mahmud Awad Shebah, also known as "Abu Ubaydah," was killed in an October 14 raid in Ramadi, an insurgent stronghold 70 miles west of Baghdad

Read the Rest at All Headline News

JFM

BBC Regurgitates Goat Pumper Rehash

2005-11-26T11:00:00.000-08:00

The BBC put out a summary article on the Emir of the Insane yesterday. The summary is good for those that just want the highlights.

JFM

Golden Oldie - What was on Camel Humper's Computer?

2005-11-24T12:34:00.000-08:00

I love finding a gem, even if it's old. In this case we have a lovely example of what was found on the Emir of Splodydopes' computer. Check it out at Insane Hippie.

JFM

General Says 'We'll Get the Ass Nugget Yet!"

2005-11-23T13:44:00.000-08:00

One of the Generals in Iraq says we have come close to getting the little bugger a number of times already and eventually we'll get him. Check out the article at Forbes

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Al Qaeda denies Asshat Man is Dead

2005-11-23T13:31:00.000-08:00

Fox and several outlets are reporting that the bastion of ultimate evil is not dead yet, according to Al Qaeda in Iraq. Damn. I get the impression that God lets horrible bastards like this live just to toment the rest of us. At any rate, check out the article Fox News.

JFM

Still Waiting on the DNA Results

2005-11-21T16:58:00.000-08:00

The world is waiting on the pink mist verdict for the master of evil himself. Too bad this stuff takes time. The Independent has this report.

JFM

Zarqawi's Family Disowns the Cretin

2005-11-21T16:43:00.000-08:00

Zarqawi's family tribe has officially disowned him. I hope this is a prelude to finding the dastardly chump. The article has been out for a couple of days, but worth a read at USA TODAY.

JFM

US Doubts Zarqawi is Dead

2005-11-21T13:17:00.000-08:00

ABC News is reporting the US thinks Zarqawi may have escaped from Mosul. The link is at ABC News Australia.

Damn. I meed to be patient. We'll get this guy yet.

JFM

Is the Bastard Dead or Not?

2005-11-21T13:06:00.000-08:00

The debate over Zarqawi's death in Mosul is still going on. Read it all at MSNBC.com

JFM